If Zombies Could Yelp: Apocalypse Restaurant Reviews

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If Zombies Could Yelp: Apocalypse Restaurant Reviews

If zombies could leave Yelp reviews, can you imagine what they'd say about our food storage setups? “Great brains, but the canned goods lacked flavor.” Or, “Freezer burned limbs, 2 stars.” 😂 What would your apocalypse restaurant serve to get those 5-star zombie ratings? Bonus points for menu names—I'm thinking “The Bunker Buffet” or “MRE à la Mode.” Let's see who’s got