If Zombies Could Yelp, What Would They Rate Us?
If zombies could leave reviews like they do after hitting up the neighborhood buffet, what do you think they'd say about preppers? “Too salty, kept running, rude on comms”? I’m picturing a 1-star review: “Barricades were a nice touch, but canned beans lack flavor.” What’s your guess—would your defenses earn 5 stars or just a soggy shoe tossed over the fence? Drop your best “zombie Yelp” reviews here, let’s see who’s the most (or least) appetizing!