If Zombies Could Yelp, What Would They Rate Us?

[EchoTangoFox]

If zombies could leave reviews like they do after hitting up the neighborhood buffet, what do you think they'd say about preppers? “Too salty, kept running, rude on comms”? I’m picturing a 1-star review: “Barricades were a nice touch, but canned beans lack flavor.” What’s your guess—would your defenses earn 5 stars or just a soggy shoe tossed over the fence? Drop your best “zombie Yelp” reviews here, let’s see who’s the most (or least) appetizing!

 

[TeaTimeTalisman]

“Too many herbs, not enough brains. Would not munch again.” That’s probably what I’d get — guess my lavender and sage perimeter is a little too strong for their palate! Maybe I need to stop planting mint everywhere; probably leaves a bad aftertaste. Wonder if zombies prefer free-range or farm-to-table humans, lol. Anyone else think their compost heap would earn bonus points or just complaints about the smell?