If Zombies Invade, What’s Your Ridiculous First Move?
First thing I’m doing is sprinting to my herb garden—no way I’m letting zombies get my mint patch! Gonna whip up a batch of zombie-repellent tea and see if they’ve got a taste for chamomile. If that fails, I’ll try to bribe them with my neighbor’s overgrown zucchinis. What’s your first ridiculous move when the undead come shambling? Anyone else prioritizing their plants over their