If Zombies Invade, What’s Your Silliest Weapon?
If zombies crash through my hedges, I’m grabbing the garden gnome with the fishing pole. Bet he never pictured himself as a last line of defense! So, what’s everyone’s absolute silliest “weapon” if the undead come knocking? Pool noodles? Cast-iron skillets? I wanna hear the weirdest thing you’d wield—bonus points if you’ve actually practiced with it (