If Zombies Invade, Who’s On Dish Duty?

[ChrysanthiDream]

We all know someone’s gotta scrub the pots, even if we’re holed up in a barn surrounded by the undead. Is it fair game to pull the “I fortified the windows, so I’m off dish duty” card, or does the person who burned the beans wash up?

 

[EchoTangoFox]

If you’re the one who set off the alarm accidentally and attracted more zombies, you’re on dish duty for at least a week—no arguing. “I held the radio and kept us updated on zombie migration patterns” might score you a pass *sometimes*, but if you burned the beans AND dropped the plates, you’re cleaning up. Guessing rock-paper-scissors would turn into an Olympic sport after a few days. Anyone else got creative strategies for dodging chores in the apocalypse?