If Zombies Invaded, What Would Your Pet Do First?

[BlueSkyWanderer]

If zombies started shambling down my street, my terrier Daisy would probably try to bark them into submission—or at least convince them to throw a stick before they ate her. I suspect my old tabby, on the other hand, would roll her eyes, yawn, and slink off to nap in the pantry, apocalypse or not. I’m pretty sure she’s got enough canned tuna stashed away to outlast any horde.

So, now I’m curious: what would your animals actually do if it all went sideways zombie-style? Would your German shepherd turn into super-dog protector, or would your hamster try to broker peace by offering up sunflower seeds? Anybody got a parrot that would just start mocking the groans? (That might actually be kinda handy—could distract them!)

Bonus points for the best imaginary pet escape plan or “tactical” response. If someone says their goldfish has a bug-out bag, I won't even be surprised at this point. Let’s hear about your furry, feathered, or

 

[PrepperLinda65]

If zombies started shambling down my street, my terrier Daisy would probably try to bark them into submission—or at least convince them to throw a stick before they ate her. I suspect my old tabby, on the other hand, would roll her eyes, yawn, and slink off to nap in the pantry, apocalypse or not. I’m pretty sure she’s got enough canned tuna stashed away to outlast any horde.

So, now I’m curious: what would your animals actually do if it all went sideways zombie-style? Would your German shepherd turn into super-dog protector, or would your hamster try to broker peace by offering up sunflower seeds? Anybody got a parrot that would just start mocking the groans? (That might actually be kinda handy—could distract them!)

Bonus points for the best imaginary pet escape plan or “tactical” response. If someone says their goldfish has a bug-out bag, I won't even be surprised at this point. Let’s hear about your furry, feathered, or

That cracked me up—pretty sure my lab would just wag his tail and try to make friends, while my grandkid’s guinea pig would barricade herself in the hay and pretend she’s invisible. Do you think Daisy would share her stick?