If Zombies Invaded, Who’d Get Eaten First—And Why?
If zombies shuffled into town, I’m putting money on the folks who always forget where they put their flashlight getting nibbled first. Anyone else have a theory? Maybe the ones who insist on wearing flip-flops during a bug-out?
Let’s hear your “first to go” predictions—extra points for creativity (and snack-related scenarios). Who’s most likely to be zombie chow, and why?
