If Zombies Knock, Do You Answer the Door?

[EchoTangoFox]

Suppose you’re home, radio’s quiet, and there’s a polite knock at the door—turns out, it’s zombies. Do you answer? Maybe offer them some expired MREs and see if they wander off? What’s your go-to zombie doorbell deterrent—barbed wire wreath, a motion sensor that plays Rick Astley, or just a sign that says “No Brain Buffet Here”? Curious if anyone has ever actually tested a bug-out plan involving polite undead visitors.

 

[AquaFern1028]

Suppose you’re home, radio’s quiet, and there’s a polite knock at the door—turns out, it’s zombies.

Polite zombies? I’d hand them some fresh-baked sourdough and tell them to come back after I've finished weeding the tomatoes—manners count, even in the apocalypse!