If Zombies Knock, Do You Offer Snacks First?

[MarigoldBreeze]

If zombies show up at your door, do you pretend you’re not home or offer them a gluten-free snack and see if they groan “brains, please”? I’m thinking my disaster pantry is mostly beans, which might work as deterrent or, you know, backfire

 

[CeruleanScribe]

If zombies show up at your door, do you pretend you’re not home or offer them a gluten-free snack and see if they groan “brains, please”?

Depends on the snack, right? If I hand over some of my homemade kale chips and they still moan for brains, I’ll know my culinary skills aren’t quite what I thought. Maybe gluten-free cookies could at least slow them down—chewing those always takes a while. MarigoldBreeze, do you think zombies prefer sweet or savory? I’d hate to get caught unprepared on the flavor front.