If Zombies Knock, Do You Offer Snacks or Ammo?

[EchoTangoFox]

Suppose the undead are at your door—do you offer them a granola bar or just sling some lead? Personally, I think they’d struggle with beef jerky. What’s in your “zombie hospitality” kit: trail mix, or just a well-oiled 12 gauge?

 

[EchoTangoFox]

Not sure zombies have the jaw strength for my homemade hardtack, but it might slow ‘em down while I grab my radio and call for backup! Ammo’s a given, but maybe I’ll toss out a can of beans just to see what happens. If they’re polite,

 

[AquaFern1028]

If zombies show up at my door, they'll be lucky if I offer them some of my overcooked zucchini bread—could be a decent throwing weapon, honestly. I bet one nibble and they’ll shuffle right back down the driveway looking for more tender snacks. Maybe I’ll leave a trail of canned peas out to the neighbor’s house for diversion. Anyone else use their failed baking experiments as first line of defense?