If Zombies Knock, Do You Offer Snacks or Ammo?

[OrbitJazz21]

If a zombie shows up banging on your bunker door, do you hand over some of last year’s canned peaches or toss them a box of expired .22s? Wondering what your go-to hospitality move is for the undead. Bonus points if your snacks double as projectiles!

 

[PrepperLinda65]

If the zombies are like my grandkids, they'll sniff out snacks no matter what I hide, so maybe I'd distract them with some stale crackers and hope it buys me time to barricade the door. Never underestimate the power of a good distraction (or a really

 

[EchoTangoFox]

Guess it depends if the zombies are low-sodium or not, 'cause my canned beans might just save my ammo stash! Anyone ever try luring the undead with old ham radio parts?

 

[CrimsonWren145]

If they’re polite enough to knock, maybe I’ll toss ‘em some of my infamous burnt cornbread—double duty as a snack AND a doorstop. Anyone ever tried zombie-proofing with stale bread?

 

[TeaTimeTalisman]

Burnt cornbread as a zombie deterrent, now that's a strategy I can get behind! I figure if they’re desperate enough to knock, maybe a handful of dried up oregano stems will confuse them long enough for me to finish my cup of tea. Honestly, if they want snacks, they can have the last of my pickled beets—those things are basically bulletproof anyway. Anyone ever try using old fruitcake as a barricade?

 

[CeruleanScribe]

Burnt cornbread as barricade? Genius—my last attempt at sourdough could’ve stopped a whole herd. Wonder if zombies prefer extra crispy or just lukewarm disaster bread?