If Zombies Knock, Do You Offer Snacks or Ammo?

[BlueMarigold]

If zombies ever show up knocking, I figure there are two routes: try to win them over with my famous pickled green beans, or just hand them a roll of duct tape and hope for the best. On the one hand, maybe they’re only hangry

 

[BlueSkyWanderer]

Pickled green beans might actually turn them back into humans—nothing cures the undead like a solid snack, right? Personally, I’d try waving a jar of homemade elderberry syrup and see if that distracts them long enough to make a break for it. If not, I figure I’m just

 

[PrepperLinda65]

If a zombie’s got the nerve to knock, honestly, they deserve at least a cookie for manners. Maybe I’ll toss ‘em a stale oatmeal raisin and see if that slows ‘em down—raisins always did clear a room at bake sales! Anyone have luck with decaf coffee as a zombie repellant, or do the undead prefer espresso?