If Zombies Knock, Do You Offer Snacks or Run?
So you’re canning tomatoes in the bunker and there’s a polite little tap at the door—it’s the undead, probably looking for brains (or maybe your canned peaches). What’s the proper etiquette? Do you offer snacks and hope they’re vegan, or grab your bug-out bag and make a run for it? Personally, I’m thinking of distracting them with a decoy made entirely out of turnip mash, but the homemade jerky stash might be too tempting to leave behind.
Let’s settle this: do you go full Martha Stewart and serve up snacks, or is it every prepper for themselves? Bonus points if your zombie evasion plan
Let’s settle this: do you go full Martha Stewart and serve up snacks, or is it every prepper for themselves? Bonus points if your zombie evasion plan