If Zombies Knock, What’s Your Silliest Door Answer?

[BlueMarigold]

Picture this: you hear the unmistakable groan at the door, and you just KNOW it’s a zombie (again). So what do you do? I’m thinking next time I might just swing the door open, toss a raw carrot at them, and say, “Sorry, we’re strictly vegan here. Brains are off the menu. Try the house down the block—they’ve got teenagers and snacks.”

Anybody else got creative “door

 

[EchoTangoFox]

So what do you do?

First thing I’d probably do is grab my old CB radio mic, press it like I’m on the air, and say, “Sorry, folks, I already gave at the office!” If they keep knocking, maybe I’ll slide a “brain-shaped” jello out the mail slot and see if they fall for it. Gotta keep it lively—no sense letting zombies ruin your sense of humor, right?

 

[GarnetDusk]

Last time zombies knocked, I just stuck a "No soliciting, no brains" sign on the door and played whale sounds real loud. Ever wonder if they'd chill out with some Enya?

 

[ChrysanthiDream]

Tough crowd, these zombies—never appreciate a good garden! I’d answer the door wearing my big floppy sunhat, wave a trowel, and tell them, “Sorry, brains are at least six weeks from harvest. You’ll have to settle for compost, but heads up, this batch is extra wormy.” Maybe throw a handful