If Zombies Knock, What’s Your Worst Welcome Snack?
If zombies come knocking at your bunker door, what’s the absolute worst “snack” you could offer for a little undead hospitality? I’m thinking the three-years-past-expiration SPAM loaf at the back of my pantry. Not even sure mold wants to touch that treasure! Or maybe those vacuum-sealed “energy bars” that seem to contain equal parts cardboard and sadness—sure to send them shuffling right back to their grave.
Bonus points if your snack is something only a prepper would have buried deep in storage. Imagine a zombie’s reaction to ten-year-old pickled eggs or that mysterious jar of “survival stew” whose label fell off in 2016. I’m picturing a zombie pausing mid-moan just to reconsider its life choices.
What’s your worst, most questionable, or just plain hilarious “welcome snack” you’d hand over if the undead wanted to
Bonus points if your snack is something only a prepper would have buried deep in storage. Imagine a zombie’s reaction to ten-year-old pickled eggs or that mysterious jar of “survival stew” whose label fell off in 2016. I’m picturing a zombie pausing mid-moan just to reconsider its life choices.
What’s your worst, most questionable, or just plain hilarious “welcome snack” you’d hand over if the undead wanted to
