If Zombies Knock, Who Answers the Door First?
First rule of zombie knock-knock: whoever brought the most snacks answers the door. My money's on the person with the biggest pressure canner—they've got nerve *and* beans for days. But seriously, if a horde shows up, do you send out the one who ate all the emergency chocolate as punishment, or do we pull straws? What’s your “official” zombie knock responder protocol? Bonus points for creativity and bad puns.