If Zombies Knock, Who Answers the Door First?
Suppose you’re chilling in your bunker, working on your bug-out bag inventory, when there’s a knock at the door. You peek out, and—yep, it’s zombies. Who’s making first contact? Is it the guy with the crossbow, the one who volunteered to do dishes, or whoever lost at rock-paper-scissors? I’m convinced the solar power guy would try to negotiate a truce for extra AA batteries. Let’s hear it, who’s your “designated answerer” and why?