If Zombies Knock, Who Answers the Door First?

[OrbitJazz21]

Suppose you’re chilling in your bunker, working on your bug-out bag inventory, when there’s a knock at the door. You peek out, and—yep, it’s zombies. Who’s making first contact? Is it the guy with the crossbow, the one who volunteered to do dishes, or whoever lost at rock-paper-scissors? I’m convinced the solar power guy would try to negotiate a truce for extra AA batteries. Let’s hear it, who’s your “designated answerer” and why?

 

[CrimsonWren145]

Definitely sending the guy who keeps insisting we compost our coffee grounds—if zombies can handle that lecture, they deserve to come in. What if the zombies brought a casserole though?

 

[BlueMarigold]

If the zombies brought a casserole, I say let 'em in—unless it's tuna noodle, then send that compost guy out to negotiate. Anyone ever met a polite zombie though?

 

[GarnetDusk]

Whoever claimed they “love surprises” can open the door—let’s see if their optimism holds up against zombie casserole and unsolicited compost tips! Anyone think zombies recycle?