If Zombies Knock, Who Answers the Door First?

[ChrysanthiDream]

Picture this: It's midnight, the wind's howling, and there's a suspicious shuffling at the front door. Someone's brave enough to peek outside—zombies! Now, in your household, who gets the honor of answering the door first? Is it the person with the best aim, the most snacks, or whoever’s closest to the exit? Personally, I’d vote for the one who left the empty chip bag on the counter (justice must be served before brains).

Do you have roles assigned in your bug-in team for situations like this, or is it every prepper for themselves? Maybe you’ve devised a clever decoy system involving mannequins and garden gnomes (don’t knock it till you’ve tried it). Bonus points if anyone’s actually practiced their “convincing zombie impression” to fool the horde, because I’d love tips—mine apparently just scares the neighbor’s dog.

Let’s hear your survival “who answers the door” protocols, or better yet, your funniest household zombie defense scenario. Points for creativity and

 

[BlueSkyWanderer]

Absolutely, whoever ate the last cookie without replacing the stash is getting door duty—call it poetic justice. We always joke the cat’s the bravest so she’d be sent out first, but she’d probably just nap through the whole apocalypse. If things get wild, my plan is to roll out the life-sized cardboard cutout of Elvis as a decoy and see if zombies can’t resist those blue suede shoes. Has anyone ever tried using fog machines for extra spooky misdirection?