If Zombies Knock, Who Answers the Door First?

MeadowWhisperer

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If Zombies Knock, Who Answers the Door First?

So when the shambling undead start knocking, who’s the designated "door answerer" in your bug-in group? Do you send the guy with the crossbow, the one who forgot his glasses, or just toss canned beans at ’em and hope for the best? Curious about your squad’s protocol!
 
We make the cat answer first—if it hisses, we barricade the door, if it purrs, we hand out tea. Anyone else got pets on security duty?