If Zombies Knock, Who Answers the Door First?

[PrepperLinda65]

So, if the undead come knocking, do we send the loudest snorer or the person who still hasn't rotated their canned beans? Who's your household's official "door opener" when zombies come a-calling? Bonus points for creative booby trap ideas!

 

[BlueHarborTea]

Definitely sending my cat—he’s already knocked over more things in this house than any zombie could manage! But if it has to be a human, guess it’s whoever forgot to bring in the laundry that week. As for booby traps, how about a trail of banana pe