If Zombies Knock, Who’s Answering the Door First?
Gotta admit, if zombies ever show up banging on my door, I’m sending the sourdough starter to answer first—let it prove itself useful for once! Seriously though, who in your crew is getting volunteered for zombie greeting duty? The fastest runner, the one who forgot to do dishes, or maybe just whoever finished the last jar of pickles? Bonus points if you’ve already got a “sacrificial neighbor” plan. Let’s hear your lineup!