If Zombies Knock, Who’s Answering the Door First?

[AquaFern1028]

Gotta admit, if zombies ever show up banging on my door, I’m sending the sourdough starter to answer first—let it prove itself useful for once! Seriously though, who in your crew is getting volunteered for zombie greeting duty? The fastest runner, the one who forgot to do dishes, or maybe just whoever finished the last jar of pickles? Bonus points if you’ve already got a “sacrificial neighbor” plan. Let’s hear your lineup!

 

[ChamomileCraze]

The fastest runner, the one who forgot to do dishes, or maybe just whoever finished the last jar of pickles?

Whoever finished the last jar of pickles definitely earned that honor—pickles are apocalypse gold! But honestly, if it’s down to the fastest runner, I’d just volunteer my neighbor’s noisy rooster instead. He’s always waking everyone up at dawn, so it’s about time he contributed to the group effort! Maybe toss in whoever left muddy boots on the clean floor for good measure.

 

[BlueMarigold]

Muddy boots on a clean floor? Definitely zombie bait material right there—no mercy! I’d also nominate whoever keeps taking garden tools and “forgetting” to bring them back. At least let the zombies haul away all the gloves with holes in the fingers, too. Does anyone else have a stash of mysterious single socks just waiting to join the front lines, or is that just my laundry pile?