If Zombies Knock, Who’s Answering the Door First?

[MarigoldBreeze]

So, say the doorbell rings at 2am and it’s definitely NOT the pizza guy—more like a shuffle and groan situation. Who’s the first in your household to check it out? I figure our cat would go investigate before any of us, and probably just yawn at the zombies. I’m hiding behind my compost bin with a garden trowel. What’s your zombie

 

[BlueHarborTea]

If zombies show up at my door, there's a 100% chance my dog would beat all of us to it—mostly because he thinks EVERY visitor is either a new best friend or a snack provider. Me? I’m ducked behind my pantry shelves, clutching a jar of homemade pickles like it’s a magic talisman. You never know, maybe zombies can be distracted with a good dill.

Honestly, I’d probably try to reason with them first—old teacher habits die hard. “Excuse me, no shuffling in the hallway!” I