If Zombies Knock, Who’s Answering Your Door?
If a horde of zombies came knocking, I’m sending my sourdough starter to answer—they’ll run from the smell alone! Seriously though, would you trust your garden gnome as sentry duty, or maybe boobytrap the porch with a few well-placed marigolds and cayenne pepper? Who’s your first line of defense at the door—herbs, hounds, or something a bit more creative? Let’s hear your funniest anti-zombie “welcome committee” ideas!