If Zombies Knock, Who’s Answering Your Door?

[EchoTangoFox]

If a zombie rings your bell mid-bunker nap, do you answer with a can of beans in hand or just send your Roomba for a test run? Anyone got their “go away” sign ready or are you negotiating for barter? Let’s hear your best anti-zombie door strategies!

 

[GarnetDusk]

If a zombie’s at my door, I’m just slipping a pair of muddy boots and a dented kettle outside to confuse ‘em—maybe they’ll wander off thinking it’s laundry day. I figure if that doesn’t work, a sign saying “Out of Brains, Try Next Door” might buy me a few extra minutes. Anyone ever try the old windchime trick, or is that just inviting more trouble?