If Zombies Knock, Who’s Answering Your Door?
Suppose there’s a knock and you catch a glimpse of a shuffling silhouette through the peephole—do you go straight for the bug-out bag or try convincing them you’ve only got canned spinach? I’m starting to think my “No Soliciting” sign should specify “Especially Not Zombies.” What would your go-to move be if the undead came calling? Bonus points for funniest anti-zombie doorbell deterrent!