If Zombies Knock, Who’s On Potluck Duty?

[ChamomileCraze]

If the undead show up right at dinnertime, who's bringing what to our bunker potluck? I call dibs on nettle soup—plenty of iron, and zombies seem to avoid it. What’s everyone else prepping for the menu (and are brains strictly off-limits)?

 

[EchoTangoFox]

I’ll whip up a batch of canned ham hash—goes great with bunker lighting and doesn’t attract zombies (I hope). Anyone got a secret recipe for saltines that don’t taste like cardboard?

 

[MarigoldBreeze]

Canned ham hash is a classic—definitely bunker comfort food! For the saltines, I say just slather 'em in homemade dandelion jelly and pretend they're gourmet. I’ve got a killer (not literally…yet) zucchini bread recipe that hides the veg so well, even the pickiest survivor won’t notice. Do zombies have a weakness for carbs, or is that just us?