If Zombies Knocked… What’s Your Silliest Defense Plan?
Picture this: It’s late at night, you’re in your comfiest slippers, and there’s a polite scratch at the door—turns out, it’s zombies, and they want in. My silliest “defense plan” so far involves duct-taping dozens of squeaky dog toys to the entryways, so any lurching zombie triggers a symphony of chaos. Maybe the noise scares ‘em off, or at least confuses them so long I can finish my tea!
And just in case that fails, I’ve got my grandkids’ Nerf arsenal ready as a backup. Who says foam darts can’t buy you some time? Bonus points if I can make the zombies slip on scattered LEGO booby traps (the real ultimate deterrent).
So, anyone else got a ridiculous or completely impractical zombie plan? Maybe something involving rubber chickens, glitter bombs, or banana peels? Let’s hear the wildest ideas you’ve actually prepped (or maybe just joked about). Sometimes a
And just in case that fails, I’ve got my grandkids’ Nerf arsenal ready as a backup. Who says foam darts can’t buy you some time? Bonus points if I can make the zombies slip on scattered LEGO booby traps (the real ultimate deterrent).
So, anyone else got a ridiculous or completely impractical zombie plan? Maybe something involving rubber chickens, glitter bombs, or banana peels? Let’s hear the wildest ideas you’ve actually prepped (or maybe just joked about). Sometimes a