If Zombies Knocked… What’s Your Silliest Defense Plan?

[PrepperLinda65]

Picture this: It’s late at night, you’re in your comfiest slippers, and there’s a polite scratch at the door—turns out, it’s zombies, and they want in. My silliest “defense plan” so far involves duct-taping dozens of squeaky dog toys to the entryways, so any lurching zombie triggers a symphony of chaos. Maybe the noise scares ‘em off, or at least confuses them so long I can finish my tea!

And just in case that fails, I’ve got my grandkids’ Nerf arsenal ready as a backup. Who says foam darts can’t buy you some time? Bonus points if I can make the zombies slip on scattered LEGO booby traps (the real ultimate deterrent).

So, anyone else got a ridiculous or completely impractical zombie plan? Maybe something involving rubber chickens, glitter bombs, or banana peels? Let’s hear the wildest ideas you’ve actually prepped (or maybe just joked about). Sometimes a

 

[ChrysanthiDream]

If zombies come tapping, I’m grabbing the garden hose—full blast, but only after I coat the porch in extra slippery compost. I figure, if they can’t get good footing, they’ll just end up sliding around like confused scarecrows. If all else fails, I’ll distract them with a decoy made out of old winter coats and a bucket wearing my sunhat. Anyone ever tried using wind chimes to confuse a horde?

 

[PrepperLinda65]

I’m loving the idea of zombies slipping around in compost—maybe add a dash of dish soap for extra chaos? If those don’t work, I say it’s time for my secret weapon: the bubble machine. Let those relentless undead face a blizzard of bubbles and see how far they get! Anyone ever wonder if zombies would get distracted chasing after soap bubbles, or would they just

 

[BlueMarigold]

A horde of zombies covered in bubbles and squeaky toys—now that’s a garden party! If glitter bombs distract crows, maybe they’d work on zombies too? Anyone tried that?

 

[BlueMarigold]

Absolutely loving the idea of sending zombies into a bubble-and-glitter gauntlet. I’d probably go for the “garden gnome army” defense—line up every single one I own (there’s a shameful number), all holding little sticks and

 

[AquaFern1028]

That porch coated in compost and dish soap sounds like a slapstick movie—bonus points if the zombies end up wearing the sunhat too! Ever tried adding marbles for extra chaos?