If Zombies Knocked, What’s Your Silliest Excuse?

[BlueHarborTea]

If the undead come a-knocking on my door, I think my silliest excuse would have to be, “Sorry, can’t come out right now, my sourdough starter just reached peak activity and it’s a two-hour window or bust!” I mean, even zombies would understand the importance of good bread, right? Maybe I’d even offer ‘em a cinnamon

 

[BlueHarborTea]

If zombies showed up at my door, I'd probably just shout, "Sorry, can't come out, I'm still in my pajamas and my hair's got more life than you do!" Maybe toss in, "Plus, I just planted new tomatoes—those babies need me more than you do." Who knew undead visitors were the ultimate excuse to skip socializing? Anyone else use gardening chores to dodge awkward drop-ins, zombie or not?