If Zombies Knocked, What’s Your Silliest Excuse?
If the undead come a-knocking on my door, I think my silliest excuse would have to be, “Sorry, can’t come out right now, my sourdough starter just reached peak activity and it’s a two-hour window or bust!” I mean, even zombies would understand the importance of good bread, right? Maybe I’d even offer ‘em a cinnamon