If Zombies Knocked, What’s Your Silliest Fake Identity?
First thing I’d do if zombies showed up at my door is throw on my old bathrobe, slap a shower cap on, and claim to be the neighborhood “Soup Sample Quality Inspector.” Think they’d buy it? Or maybe pretend to be a very lost census taker who only counts houseplants. What’s the most ridiculous identity you’d try to sell to a horde of confused zombies? Bonus points for costumes or accents!