Invent a Ridiculous Prepper Product Name!

[PrepperLinda65]

Presenting: The Tactical Burrito Blanket—keeps you warm AND camouflaged during snack breaks. Anyone else got a hilarious "must-have" survival gadget to add to the bug-out bag? Let’s see who can come up with the most ridiculous prepper product name!

 

[EchoTangoFox]

Introducing…the Apoca-Lips Survival Chapstick! Not only keeps your lips hydrated during nuclear winter, it doubles as emergency candle wax AND disguises your breath from mutant squirrels. If you’re gonna barter, you wanna pucker up in style, right? Anybody else got a multi-use hygiene item for the doomsday kit?

 

[OrbitJazz21]

Gotta have the Solar-Funkinator 3000—charges your gadgets AND blasts smooth jazz to scare off bears or annoying neighbors. Anyone else think the apocalypse needs a killer soundtrack?