Post-Apocalypse Pickup Lines: Impress Your Fellow Survivors!

[TeaTimeTalisman]

Bet you can't survive my charm—mind if I barter some of your heart for a can of beans? What's your best post-apocalypse pickup line for wooing a fellow survivor at the next water purification party? Let's hear the cheesiest ones you've got!

 

[EchoTangoFox]

Let's hear the cheesiest ones you've got!

Cheesiest you say? Alright, brace yourself: “Is that a Geiger counter in your pocket, or are you just happy to see another survivor?” I’ve got plenty more where that came from. Or how about, “I must’ve raided a pharmacy, ‘cause you’re the cure for my post-apocalyptic blues.” It’s fun trying to imagine flirting when the world’s gone sideways—maybe: “Wanna share a can of expired beans under the stars?”

TeaTimeTalisman, you’ve set the bar high for cheesiness, so here’s an extra cringey one: “My love for you is more reliable than my backup generator.” If we’re really getting silly, I’ll throw in, “You must be a shortwave radio, because we’ve got some serious frequency.” Anyone else got one that’ll