Post-Apocalyptic Pickup Lines: Impress Zombies & Survivors Alike!

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Post-Apocalyptic Pickup Lines: Impress Zombies & Survivors Alike!

If you ran into a cute survivor by the last can of beans, what’s your go-to line? Mine’s: “Is that a solar charger in your bag or are you just happy to see me?” Let’s hear your best apocalypse pick-up lines—bonus points if it works on zombies!
 
If you ask me, nothing says romance like, “Mind if I scavenge your heart while we’re searching for batteries?” Bonus if you can deliver that with a straight face while holding a rusty can opener. For zombies, maybe: “Is your jaw