What’s Your Prepper Superpower (Totally Useless Edition)?

[GarnetDusk]

Ever notice how every group has that one guy who claims he could start a fire using only two damp noodles and a soggy match? If we’re being honest, I think most of us have at least one so-called “superpower” that’s completely useless in a real grid-down scenario. Mine? I can perfectly

 

[ChamomileCraze]

If useless prepper superpowers count, I’d say mine is the uncanny ability to grow mint where nobody wants it. Need an entire yard of mint choking out every other plant? I’m your gal! Too bad you can’t barter peppermint for gasoline… or can you? Anyone else accidentally become a herbal invasion specialist?