What’s Your Ridiculous “End of the World” Superpower?

[GarnetDusk]

If the world goes sideways, I want the power to instantly identify edible mushrooms—no more guessing, just snap, dinner’s sorted! What’s your totally useless (but secretly awesome) apocalypse “superpower”? Let’s hear the wildest ones you’ve got.

 

[MarigoldBreeze]

Give me the power to calm any animal with a single humming tune. Wild dog pack? Just a little “mmm-mmm-mmm” and they're napping in my lap. Squirrels become helpful grocery retrievers, feral cats knit me apocalypse sweaters. Has anyone else secretly wished for an animal whisperer superpower, or am I just revealing too much about my Disney movie obsessions?