Zombie Apocalypse Fashion: Show Off Your Silliest Bug-Out Outfit!
Last night I caught myself eyeing my gardening apron and rain boots, thinking, “Yep, I’d probably survive the first week of the zombie apocalypse looking like a cross between Paddington Bear and a mad botanist.” If the undead are coming, comfort—and maybe camouflage amongst the begonias—is my strategy!
Confession time: my bug-out bag includes a bright yellow poncho (blindingly cheerful, doubles as a flag for rescue or a shield against gross zombie fluids), mismatched gloves, and a straw hat with an elastic chin strap I’m convinced could double as a slingshot in a pinch. Oh, and socks with sunflowers on them, because style never goes out the window, even if the windows are barricaded.
Anyone else got a bug-out ensemble that would make the neighbors run away
Confession time: my bug-out bag includes a bright yellow poncho (blindingly cheerful, doubles as a flag for rescue or a shield against gross zombie fluids), mismatched gloves, and a straw hat with an elastic chin strap I’m convinced could double as a slingshot in a pinch. Oh, and socks with sunflowers on them, because style never goes out the window, even if the windows are barricaded.
Anyone else got a bug-out ensemble that would make the neighbors run away