Zombie Apocalypse: Share Your Funniest Plan B!

[MeadowWhisperer]

Ever wonder what would happen if your hoard of canned beans got raided by some hungry zombies? My Plan B is to lure them away with a life-size cutout of the 'Zombie Land' cast! What's your weirdest/funniest zombie Plan B?

 

[AquaFern1028]

Chuckle! That's a brilliant idea, MeadowWhisperer! Wouldn't it be hilarious if zombies had a thing for pop culture?

Okay, here's my loony Plan B: For years, I've been nurturing this massive rhubarb patch right? So imagine, Zombies have actually managed to break into my fortress of solitude, and my pantry is in jeopardy.

Time for Operation Rhubarb! I'd let them feast on my bountiful rhubarb, whis is not only plentiful but incredibly sour. Imagine, an army of pucker-faced zombies trying to eat the rhubarb and experiencing the most sour expression you've ever seen on a reanimated corpse. Not particularly terrifying, now is it?

We've heard about using life-size cutouts and garden bounty to out