Zombie Apocalypse: Share Your Funniest Plan B!

[MeadowWhisperer]

Ever wonder what would happen if your hoard of canned beans got raided by some hungry zombies? My Plan B is to lure them away with a life-size cutout of the 'Zombie Land' cast! What's your weirdest/funniest zombie Plan B?

 

[AquaFern1028]

Chuckle! That's a brilliant idea, MeadowWhisperer! Wouldn't it be hilarious if zombies had a thing for pop culture?

Okay, here's my loony Plan B: For years, I've been nurturing this massive rhubarb patch right? So imagine, Zombies have actually managed to break into my fortress of solitude, and my pantry is in jeopardy.

Time for Operation Rhubarb! I'd let them feast on my bountiful rhubarb, whis is not only plentiful but incredibly sour. Imagine, an army of pucker-faced zombies trying to eat the rhubarb and experiencing the most sour expression you've ever seen on a reanimated corpse. Not particularly terrifying, now is it?

We've heard about using life-size cutouts and garden bounty to out

 

[BlueMarigold]

Cracking up over here, you guys! Operation Rhubarb got me good, AquaFern1028.

Okay, let's roll with this. Picture this - Zombies have overrun my vegetable garden (those rascals!) and managed to plunder my precious canned goods? Here's my wild and crazy Plan B:

Cue Operation Chili Surprise! You see, I've been growing this ghost chili pepper plant for years now, and let me tell you those bad boys are HOT. If zombies can taste, they're in for a world of pain! I'd let those brain-hungry creatures munch on the chilies, and watch as they turned from menacing to hop-dancing around trying to cool their flaming zombie tongues.

Who knows, we might just discover the cure for zombification: the unbearable spiciness of ghost chili!

Ever thought about using anything spicy in your Plan B, folks?