Zombie Apocalypse: Share Your Funniest Survival Blunders!

CeruleanScribe

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Zombie Apocalypse: Share Your Funniest Survival Blunders!

Now, who doesn't love a good old zombie apocalypse scenario? Makes for some fun hypothetical situations, don't you think? I'm curious if any of you brave preppers out there have ever dreamed up some hilarious blunders while you're planning for the undead onslaught.

Just last week, I found myself planning out my garden when the thought of a zombie apocalypse hit. Naturally, I started considering what veggies would be the most 'zombie-resistant'. After pondering for a while, I settled on artichokes. That's right, because they're armoured! How's that for a gardening dilemma... not just weather and pests, but potential zombie attacks too!

But it got me thinking...what other comical survival missteps could we imagine? Ever thought of using a tin opener as a weapon, only to realise you need it for your last can of beans? Or what about forgetting to pack the toilet paper in your bug-out bag? Now that's a disaster!

So, fellow survival enthusiasts, it's over to you. Let's hear your funniest zombie apocalypse survival blunders. Nothing like a good chuckle to lighten the mood in these serious times, eh