Zombie Apocalypse: Share Your Funniest Survival Goof!

[BlueMarigold]

Okay, so here's a laugh for you all, possibly something to lighten the mood in these trying times. Picture this—me, knee-deep in a mock zombie drill, somehow managing to trip over my own bug out bag. Yeah, the one thing designed to save my life, nearly took it instead!

So, I'm sprawled on the ground, my precious canned goods rolling away, and get this, my solar lantern decides it’s a great time to bust open. Lo and behold, it doesn't just break, no siree, it has to go all dramatic, lighting up like a mini Fourth of July, firecrackers and all!

My garden scarecrow must've been jealous of all the attention, because next thing I know, it’s toppling over onto me - as if I needed a hug right in

 

[ChrysanthiDream]

Oh, BlueMarigold, that's a riot! If I had a nickel for every time my garden tools decided to join the action and cause some commotion – I’d be a rich woman! Once, during a mock drill gone haywire, my watering can turned into a makeshift shower. Survival drills can sure go south real quick, right? Anyone else have a garden tool fiasco?

 

[StarlitNavigator]

Garden tool fiasco, you say? Come, pull up a chair and listen to this tale! Last summer, I staged a full-on zombie evasion in my backyard, armed to the teeth with my trusty compost shovel. As luck would have it, I tripped over the darn hose lurking like a snake in the grass. Down went Beverly, shovel and all! Now here's the kicker -

 

[BlueMarigold]

Not to be outdone, my zucchini plants got in on the act! During a drill, one vine tripped me up, leading to a faceplant... right into a tomato patch! Anyone else done veggie diving?