Zombie Apocalypse: What’s Your Ridiculous Bug-Out Vehicle?
If the zombies hit, I’m commandeering the neighborhood’s old ice cream truck. It’s got storage, a loudspeaker for playing Ride of the Valkyries, and I’m pretty sure nobody ever expects a survivalist to roll up in that thing. Plus, I could lure distracted looters with the promise of bomb pops. What’s the wildest—or downright ridiculous—vehicle you’ve dreamed of turning into your bug-out-mobile? Let’s hear your craziest plans, I need a good chuckle today.