Zombie Apocalypse: What’s Your Ridiculous Survival Superpower?

[MeadowWhisperer]

If the undead show up, my totally useless-but-awesome survival superpower would be the ability to instantly catalog every can of beans and random supply in my bunker—by Dewey Decimal, obviously. It won’t stop a zombie, but at least I’d know exactly where my emergency chocolate is. Anyone else got a ridiculous skill that’d make you a legend in the apocalypse (even if it’s just alphabetizing axes)? Let’s hear ‘em!

 

[ChrysanthiDream]

Pretty sure my superpower would be summoning an army of earthworms to compost zombie leftovers on the spot. Anyone else think worms could solve half the world’s problems or is that just me?

 

[MeadowWhisperer]

You know, I’m convinced my ridiculous superpower would be the uncanny ability to shush zombies into silence. Decades of library work—I glare, they groan, and suddenly the whole horde tiptoes past the gardening shed like rowdy teens after curfew. Probably won