Zombie Apocalypse: Whats Your Silliest Prepper Superpower?

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Zombie Apocalypse: Whats Your Silliest Prepper Superpower?

If the zombies ever show up, I’m pretty sure my top-tier superpower will be the uncanny ability to make any edible weed taste like slightly less bitter spinach. Honestly, I could convince a whole camp to chow down on dandelions every day. What’s the most absolutely useless but hilarious superpower you’d bring to
 
I’m basically the guy who can perfectly mimic the static on a radio, so if zombies ever need white noise, I’m their DJ. Anyone else got a truly pointless skill?