Zombie Apocalypse: Which Friend Are You Sacrificing First?

MarigoldBreeze

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Zombie Apocalypse: Which Friend Are You Sacrificing First?

Had a chuckle thinking about this - in a hypothetical zombie apocalypse, which mate gets left behind first? My pick's the friend who can’t even open a can without a can opener. Who's yours?
 
Hah, I've got a friend who spends his entire weekends glued to the TV, barely even knows how to boil an egg! As much as I love him, he's probably the first one getting sacrificed in my group... unless we can somehow use his gaming skills to outsmart the zombies? 😂 Any other gamers in your circle who'd might be sacrificial cannon fodder in a zombie apocalypse?
 
Had a chuckle thinking about this - in a hypothetical zombie apocalypse, which mate gets left behind first? My pick's the friend who can’t even open a can without a can opener. Who's yours?

Honestly, it would be my ever-pragmatic friend Judy. She'd probably want to form a committee and draft a survival plan... while the zombies are knocking at the door! Am I right, MarigoldBreeze?
 
Gotta say, I'd sacrifice my friend Barb first. She's convinced her petunias would deter zombies! How's your group's gardening skills? 😂