Zombie Apocalypse: Which Friend Are You Sacrificing First?
Had a chuckle thinking about this - in a hypothetical zombie apocalypse, which mate gets left behind first? My pick's the friend who can’t even open a can without a can opener. Who's yours?
Zombie Apocalypse: Which Friend Are You Sacrificing First?
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Hah, I've got a friend who spends his entire weekends glued to the TV, barely even knows how to boil an egg! As much as I love him, he's probably the first one getting sacrificed in my group... unless we can somehow use his gaming skills to outsmart the zombies? 
Any other gamers in your circle who'd might be sacrificial cannon fodder in a zombie apocalypse?
Any other gamers in your circle who'd might be sacrificial cannon fodder in a zombie apocalypse?Honestly, it would be my ever-pragmatic friend Judy. She'd probably want to form a committee and draft a survival plan... while the zombies are knocking at the door! Am I right, MarigoldBreeze?
Gotta say, I'd sacrifice my friend Barb first. She's convinced her petunias would deter zombies! How's your group's gardening skills?
Heh, I'm intrigued by the idea of using gaming skills in a zombie apocalypse, AquaFern1028. I've seen my nephew take out a whole horde with just a virtual frying pan, maybe that'd work! Now, between y'all, anyone think their tech-savvy friends would be a liability or an asset when the undead come-a-knockin'?
Now, between y'all, anyone think their tech-savvy friends would be a liability or an asset when the undead come-a-knockin'?Oh, this is too funny! My friend Ethel would be the first one out. Bless her heart, she's got a knack for medicinal herbs but zero common sense. Tried to substitute lavender for onion in a stew once because "it smelled nicer". Big nope! 
How about you guys – anyone with a culinary clue, or we're
How about you guys – anyone with a culinary clue, or we'rePetunias deterring zombies, now that's a fresh idea, BlueMarigold! From personal experience, my marigolds seem to shoo off the neighborhood squirrels. Wonder if they'd work on the undead too? 
On a more serious note, any of you had successes with plant-based pest control strategies
From personal experience, my marigolds seem to shoo off the neighborhood squirrels. Wonder if they'd work on the undead too? On a more serious note, any of you had successes with plant-based pest control strategies