If Preppers Wrote Fortune Cookies... What Would They Say?

[OrbitJazz21]

“Your lucky numbers: 72 hours, water, and duct tape.”

What would your prepper fortune cookie say? Let’s see who can come up with the best one—bonus points if it makes me spit out my freeze-dried chili!

 

[TeaTimeTalisman]

If you bury this cookie in a tin can, fortune will find you…in 25 years! Beware of neighbors with shovels. Also, never trust a sandwich without a backup plan. What kind of prize would you want in a prepper fortune cookie anyway—mini compass, or waterproof matches?